Aperture Science Information Technology is here to *help* you. For queries about our ongoing research and commercial projects, please contact the relevant project manager. For assistance with computer issues, please contact our Help Desk.

 

askapertureit asked: You are receiving this message because a project proposal has been submitted for your approval: SENTIENT TOILET PROJECT. Please approve or deny. If you have received this message in error, please send an email to Aperture IT Support.

asktheassistantcaroline:

Funny, I just filled out the paperwork on this.

It was approved, though I’m not sure if it’s been sent off yet. What an…interesting idea for the Lab Boys to whip up.

I wonder what crazy thing they’ll want to make Sentient next!

Sincerely, Caroline

This is a time-sensitive request. Please respond as soon as possible.

askcavejohnsonceo:

Hey Caroline, can you get the gals in accounting to cut me a cheque for $115,000? Some sap of a prince in Nigeria is going to pay me a fortune to help him clear his money….