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askapertureit asked: You are receiving this message because a project proposal has been submitted for your approval: SENTIENT TOILET PROJECT. Please approve or deny. If you have received this message in error, please send an email to Aperture IT Support.
Funny, I just filled out the paperwork on this.
It was approved, though I’m not sure if it’s been sent off yet. What an…interesting idea for the Lab Boys to whip up.
I wonder what crazy thing they’ll want to make Sentient next!
Sincerely, Caroline
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Hey Caroline, can you get the gals in accounting to cut me a cheque for $115,000? Some sap of a prince in Nigeria is going to pay me a fortune to help him clear his money….
